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All the songs I write on piano are sad
When I pick up a guitar I always feel bad
Only feeling at home when I open up and sing
I don’t feel I’m deserving of this six stringed thing
I don’t deserve my guitar
I hope you know that I bought it on clearance
Paying as much as I’d bet on myself
I don’t deserve my guitar
I bought it in the first place so I’d look cool
But now I can’t move my arms and I feel like a fool
Sits in the corner of my bedroom collecting dust
I never learnt to change the strings and I’m not fussed
I don’t deserve my guitar
I hope you know that I bought it on clearance
Paying as much as I’d bet on myself
I don’t deserve my guitar
It’s all riffs & licks, strings and picks
But things to sing give me my kicks, oh
It’s all its and bits and fancy tricks
I don’t know what to think of it, oh
I bet you can see me in my spare time
Picking up this old thing and strumming up somethin’ fine
It doesn’t happen a lot but baby it feels good
I don’t do it enough though I know I should.
I don’t deserve my guitar
I hope you know that I bought it on clearance
Paying as much as I’d bet on myself, yeah
I don’t deserve my guitar, ah
Guitar, ah
I don’t deserve, deserve, deserve it (I don’t deserve it)
I don’t deserve, deserve, deserve it (I don’t deserve it)
I don’t deserve, deserve, deserve my guitar, guitar, ah
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Have you told your mother about me?
Does she know my name?
Does she wanna meet me one day?
Have you told your father about me?
Has he invited me over for tea?
Does he wonder what you’re doin with a girl like me?
‘Cause I, I think I just might
Be into you enough to take a dive
And I just wanna scream your name
Loud enough for the furniture to hear
Have you told your little sister that I
Have such long long brown hair,
That I’m better than the last girl, or that I don’t compare?
Have you shown your friends a picture of me?
Said I don’t look like I did back then?
Have you given me a rating out of 10?
‘Cause I, I think I just might
Be into you enough to take a dive
And I just wanna scream your name
Loud enough for the furniture to hear
Oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh
I know I’m sure about this one
Sure as the sun does rise
And I know that I wanna see ya
Wanna see ya night after night
I told my mum you’re the best damn
Boy that I’ve ever kissed
Oooh, oooh
Take a dive
Take a dive
Take a dive
With you, with you
With you, with you
With you, with you
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I can’t get excited by this state of mind
Sometimes I forget just why I’m here
I’m not doing it for passion anymore
Oh I’m not doing it for me
I’m doing it for my next door neighbour
I’m doing it for my high school band
I’m doing it for all my friend’s parents
Who thought my influence was bad
I’m not inspired
I’m tested and I’m tired
While you’re out makin your music
I wanna get behind ya
I wanna work beside ya
But jealousy resides instead
Believe me I do try but I still…
Hate it when my friends are successful
Oh, I deal with it in most unhealthy ways
We hate it when our friends are successful
We fall into a fit of jealous rage
Uh-huh
I wanna be the pop star in the family
I wanna make my gran and grandpa proud
And to all of the regulars at work
I’ll give them something to talk about
I’ll do it for that lecturer who thought I was a flog
I’ll do it for my ex-boyfriend who used to buy me grog
The girl that held my hair back when I spewed
Yeah girl I’m doing it for you
Oh I’ll keep on writing, though
My patience has retired
The words that swarm around my head
I wish that I was proud of, those
Who I do like the sound of
But jealousy strikes back again
Believe me I do try but I still…
Hate it when my friends are successful
Oh, I deal with it in most unhealthy ways
We hate it when our friends are successful
We fall into a fit of jealous rage
Uh-huh
I’m in my primary school newsletter, And I can’t get excited
You put me on your resume, And I can’t get excited
The word out on the street is me, And I can’t get excited
I’m fuelled upon your jealousy, And I can’t get excited
Hate it when my friends are successful
Oh, I deal with it in most unhealthy ways
We hate it when our friends are successful
We fall into a fit of jealous rage
Uh-huh, oh, oh
Na-na, na-na, na-na, NA!
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4. |
A Retell of Retail
03:42
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It’s pretty damn disheartening
Working for a money hungry bunch
Who, at the click of fingers,
Replace you with some kid: 14, 9 months
I got a bunch of sick leave
But I won’t turn round and do the dirty
Even though I work for 40 hours
And get paid for 30
When you finally leave
Not so much as a thanks comes from your boss
Hands you a box of Favourites
Only to complain about the cost
And then the goodbye card
Signed by a handful of staff I’ve not met
Their messages the same
Goodbye, good luck, I wish you all the best
Aaah…
I wanna quit my day job
I wanna quit my day job, I wanna quit
I wanna quit today but
I know don’t have the guts to do it
Why stay in a job you hate, though?
Why stay in a job that you hate, just to say that you did?
I wanna quit my day job
But that’s the only job I got, oh shit
I’m feeling small
I’m feeling so goddamn degraded
Ridiculed by Hallmark puppies
Chocolates overpriced & overrated
Man I start crying
And it’s not because I’m gonna miss this place
But suddenly it hits me:
There’s 3 years that went to total waste
There has got to be an answer
I don’t know where to draw the line
It’s as if every pay check
Is just another excuse to buy
Better jeans to wear to work
A nicer car to drive to work
A haircut they will see at work
Or tomorrow’s lunch
A better bed to sleep in
After i’ve finished my sweepin’
All of this has got me thinkin’
That I don’t think this is gonna work
I don’t think this is gonna work
This is never gonna work
Aaah…
I wanna quit my day job
I wanna quit my day job, I wanna quit
I wanna quit today but
I know don’t have the guts to do it
Why stay in a job you hate, though?
Why stay in a job that you hate, just to say that you did?
I wanna quit my day job
But that’s the only job I got, oh shit
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Call In Sick
04:46
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I, I miss my boy
Yes I really do
And I truly wish I didn’t
But it’s true
We just said goodbye
At my front door
I feel like I hardly see you anymore
Well, it’s usually once a week
So I said half-jokingly to call in sick
But you never do
I’m sorry we didn’t fuck this time around
And I’m sorry we had to sleep in
I’m sorry you opened my phone this time around
And I’m sorry that I messaged him
I’m sorry I spend the whole time when you’re around
Just wondering ‘bout the next time your in
Yes I do
It’s only ‘cause I really miss you
I’m standing with my back against the wall
I’m waiting for you to call
I’d do anything to be in your arms again
And I wish you didn’t live so fucking far away from me
I miss my boy
I miss my boy
I miss my boy, I
I miss my boy
I miss my boy
I miss my boy
I miss my boy, I
I miss my boy
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Mr Therapist
05:36
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Hey Mr Therapist
Just so you know, before we start
I am feeling very nervous
I ain’t done anything like this before
I can’t sleep, no I can’t eat
I’m lacking all the nutrients I need
And I drink once a week
Oh, I take drugs occasionally
I know it is bad for my brain, oh well
Hey Mr Therapist
I don’t seem to be doing all that good
I don’t tell many of my friends
Even though I know I probably should
I can’t bare to go to work
The staff aren’t used to seeing me so sad
They ask me if I’ve had a big one
Or why the hell I look so tired
It’s only just a matter of time
Heeeeeey
Oh, sometimes I wanna die
Then again I guess I’m just afraid of life
Sometimes I wish I were dead
But I don’t know just how I wanna go
Just yet, not yet.
Hey Mr Therapist
I think I’ve said enough shit ‘bout myself
Do you mind answering a couple questions
The doctor said that it could help
Do you mind sitting in that
Crooked couch all day from 9 to 5
Listening to fucked up people
Spit their problems ‘bout their fucked up lives?
What do you do when someone’s
So far gone they’ve lost sight of their health?
I can’t imagine how you do it
Do you see someone yourself?
Do you see someone yourself?
Heeeeeey
Oh, sometimes I wanna die
Then again I guess I’m just afraid of life
Sometimes I wish I were dead
But I don’t know just how I wanna go
Just yet, not yet.
Hey Mr Therapist
Do you follow your heart or your head?
Is this scripted from a textbook
Or some kind of old method?
I’m not sure if you like me
I’m not certain we are friends
Am I one of many clients
Who keeps you from helping someone else?
Someone who’s problems are bigger
Someone who can’t be ignored
Do you wish I had more issues
So you would not be so bored
Do I think too much about it?
Do I think too much about it?
Do I think too much about it?
Do I think, do I think?
Do I think too much about it?
Do I think too much about it?
Do I think too much about it?
Do I think too much?
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Hassall Geelong, Australia
Hassall is a 23yr old singer-songwriter & self-confessed rambler from the bottom right corner of regional
Victoria.
Stirring together addictive vocal hooks, taboo topics & lyrics that are relatable in the way you don’t want to admit, she emerges into a style self-described as ‘Australian sharehouse-pop’.
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